Humorystyczne cytaty z CV / curriculum vitae [ ang ]

Dla rozluźnienia atmosfery :)
Oto znalezione na jakimś losowym forum humorystyczne cytaty pochodzące niby z CV.
Kilka jest nawet śmiesznych - zapraszam do lektury :),
10 szt poniżej, dalsza część tutaj:

1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."

2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."

3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."

4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."

5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."

6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."

7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."

8. "Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."

9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."

10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."